Paul Porkers

With his ever-present drink in hand and a belly that proudly leads the way, Paul Porkers is the laid-back life of the garden. He prefers shade to shovels and laughter to labor, claiming he’s “supervising” rather than slacking. Whether he’s propped against a mushroom or holding court by the flowerbeds, Paul brings a touch of relaxed charm (and maybe a burp or two) to any corner he calls home. 

Warning: Garden legend says if you leave him unattended near your picnic, Paul Porkers will happily “sample” the snacks—and you’ll be left wondering where all the crisps went.