Grinchle Greenbeard

Meet Grinchle Greenbeard — the crankiest charmer of the festive season. Cloaked in cozy greens with a delightfully disgruntled expression, he’s here to supervise your ornaments, glare at your tinsel, and secretly enjoy all the holiday cheer he pretends to dislike. Perch him on a mantel, shelf, or beside your sweet treats; just don’t be fooled by the grump — deep down, he’s all heart (and maybe a sprinkle of stolen cookies). Perfect for those who love a little mischief with their magic.

Warning: Whispered legends claim that Grinchle is known to lightly sabotage overly cheerful décor. Ignore him too long and you might find ribbons untied, candy canes mysteriously missing, or your tree topper slightly crooked. To keep him content, offer a single crumb-free cookie or let him grumble within earshot of holiday music — it secretly softens him.