Gnorman Puttwell

Every course has its legend — and Gnorman Puttwell is The Fabled Gnome’s. With a squint that measures every shot and a stance steady as a toadstool oak, this old pro never misses his mark. He’s known to lecture younger gnomes about the “proper” way to swing, but when twilight falls, he’s often seen perfecting his putt beneath the moonlight.

Warning: Never challenge him to a putting contest — gnome tales say those who lose must polish his lucky ball for seven nights straight, or risk a curse of eternal double bogeys.