Gleamsteel Gus

With a grin as wide as the horizon and a cutlass that catches the sunlight just right, Gleamsteel Gus is the most cheerful swashbuckler to ever set sail across the garden seas. Known for dueling shadows, singing sea shanties to the wind, and balancing on flowerpots like they were ship decks, Gus brings both charm and mischief wherever he drops anchor. His cutlass isn’t just for show, it’s said to glimmer with a hint of fairy-forged steel.

Warning: Legends whisper that if you leave Gus unattended on a breezy night, you may wake to find your garden tools missing, commandeered for “pirate duty” until dawn. Fear not, they always return… though sometimes with a few extra scratches shaped suspiciously like treasure maps.