Chuck Gnome-ris

They say when Chuck Gnome-ris enters your garden, weeds pull themselves out. This legendary little martial artist doesn’t need pesticides—he just stares at pests until they run for their lives. Hand-painted with fierce detail and armed with a black belt of pure gnome power, he’s not just decoration—he’s intimidation.

Chuck Gnome-ris Facts:

• He doesn’t water the plants… they bloom out of respect.
• Garden tools don’t help him—they ask him for help.
• Even your lawn mower is scared to miss a patch when he’s around.

Warning: May cause your garden to grow faster just to impress him.