Bokkie Longbeard

Known For: The tiniest yet most devoted Springbok supporter in the Smaller Earth — never far from his rugby ball or a good match-day cheer.

Personality:

Loyal • Spirited • Proud

Favourite Things: Rugby matches, freshly cut grass, loud “Bokke!” chants, and guarding a well-earned stash of biltong.

Where You’ll Find Them: Standing proudly on a garden wall, shelf, or festive table — always positioned carefully so he can see the nearest television when the game begins.

Little Lore: Bokkie Longbeard is known across the Smaller Earth as the smallest supporter with the biggest Bokke heart. Dressed in green and gold and gripping his trusty rugby ball, he is always ready for a spirited drop kick, an imaginary scrum, or a triumphant cheer when victory is near. On match days his boots seem to shine a little brighter, and those who listen carefully might hear faint chants of “Bokke! Bokke!” carried on the breeze. Wherever he stands, he brings a touch of Mzansi magic and the quiet certainty that no game is ever truly watched alone.

Folklore Warning: Folklore warns that South African Rugby Gnomes are fiercely loyal match-day guardians.

Once placed in your home, Bokkie Longbeard may:

• Blow an invisible referee whistle when someone blocks his views

• Attempt tiny but enthusiastic “Bokke!” chants at the most unexpected hour

• Guard your biltong stash as if it were the World Cup trophy itself

• Demand front-row seats for every match — no exceptions.

Legend insists you must never turn his back to the TV during a game… unless you are prepared for a sudden and highly spirited gnome tackle.

Handle with pride, humour, and plenty of Bokke spirit.