Birdie McBeard

With his trusty club and an eye for perfection, this little gnome swings not for sport, but for destiny. It’s said that Birdie McBeard once drove a ball so far, it landed in the realm of the fair folk — and they still use it as a moonstone! Place him in your garden for good aim, fair weather, and a little luck on every swing.

Folklore Warning: Never disturb a gnome mid-swing — legend says it throws off the wind’s balance for seven holes straight.