Bartholomew Sizzlegrin

With apron tied tight and a spatula in hand, Bartholomew Sizzlegrin is the life of every garden feast. He flips sausages with flair, grills corn to perfection, and somehow always has just enough smoke to keep the mosquitoes away. His laughter is as hearty as his cooking.

Warning: Folklore insists never to leave him unattended near the coals—he’s known to sneak an extra burger or two for himself.