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Swapping his boots for flip-flops and his shovel for swim gear, he now spends his days searching for the perfect splash zone. With his goggles ready, floatie snug around his waist, and a grin full of mischief, he turns even the smallest birdbath into a grand seaside getaway. Wherever Splashington appears, laughter tends to follow — along with the occasional unexpected splash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFolklore Warning:\u003c\/b\u003e Garden tales warn that water-loving gnomes can’t resist a good splash — if you hear a tiny “three… two… one!” at dusk, Splashington may be attempting a heroic cannonball in the nearest flowerbed.\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Fabled Gnome","offers":[{"title":"Painted","offer_id":52908927091052,"sku":"GNO-SPL-0010","price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/0384\/7788\/files\/ED5FFBC9-4641-43AD-9329-E688D4F6A475.png?v=1773038598"},{"product_id":"colin","title":"Colin","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKnown For: \u003c\/strong\u003eHis permanently startled expression, as though he’s just spotted something unexpected in the garden.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonality\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNervous • Alert • Endearingly dramatic\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFavourite Things\u003c\/strong\u003e: Quiet garden paths, calm sunny afternoons, and knowing exactly where the nearest hiding spot is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere You’ll Find Them:\u003c\/strong\u003e Peeking from flowerbeds, standing nervously on porches, or keeping a cautious eye on bushes that rustle a little too often.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLittle Lore: \u003c\/strong\u003eColin is a gnome who seems forever caught in a moment of surprise. With wide eyes and a beard bristling with alarm, he stands perfectly still as if he’s just heard a twig snap or spotted a squirrel far larger than expected. Garden visitors often laugh when they notice him watching the shadows with such dramatic concern. Yet Colin insists he’s simply being careful — after all, a wise gnome always keeps an eye on the things that move when no one else is looking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFolklore Warning\u003c\/strong\u003e: Some garden tales say gnomes only freeze like this when they’ve glimpsed something humans can’t see. If Colin’s stare lingers too long in one direction… you might not want to look behind you.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Fabled Gnome","offers":[{"title":"Painted","offer_id":52908080431468,"sku":"GNO-COL-0024","price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/0384\/7788\/files\/43E4B300-EF65-4088-A5FC-6A294A22F861.png?v=1772975431"},{"product_id":"double-0-gnome","title":"Double-0 Gnome","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKnown For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Secretly eliminating troublesome weeds with style, precision, and impeccable garden espionage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonality\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuave • Clever • Unflappable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFavourite Things\u003c\/strong\u003e: Perfect disguises, quiet garden missions, polished gadgets, and the occasional well-earned martini.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere You’ll Find Them:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blending into herb patches, lurking discreetly among rose bushes, or keeping watch from a strategic spot in the garden.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLittle Lore:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-0 Gnome is the most discreet operative in the garden realm. With a sharp eye, steady stance, and a reputation for completing impossible missions, he slips quietly through flowerbeds and herb patches on assignments known only to the most secret corners of gnome society. Weeds vanish mysteriously under his watch, pests think twice before returning, and the garden seems to run with suspicious efficiency whenever he’s nearby. Though he rarely speaks of his missions, his confident stance suggests another successful operation is always underway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFolklore Warning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Garden whispers say if your martini disappears during a quiet evening outside, Double-0 Gnome has likely borrowed it — shaken, not stirred.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Fabled Gnome","offers":[{"title":"Painted","offer_id":52908081578348,"sku":"GNO-DOU-0044","price":150.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/0384\/7788\/files\/1D6B6CA2-8196-424B-A821-4FD23B0279A1.png?v=1772973743"},{"product_id":"gnome-bo","title":"Gnome-bo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKnown For: \u003c\/strong\u003eDefending gardens with fearless determination and turning even the simplest tools into survival gear. \u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePersonality\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFierce • Focused • Resourceful\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFavourite Things\u003c\/strong\u003e: Quiet watch posts, perfectly trimmed garden beds, and proving that even the smallest warrior can protect the biggest garden.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere You’ll Find Them:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standing guard near flowerbeds, watching over vegetable patches, or stationed where weeds dare to grow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLittle Lore: \u003c\/strong\u003eGnome-bo is the garden’s most relentless defender. With his headband tied tight and weapons ready, he patrols the flowerbeds like a seasoned warrior protecting sacred ground. Weeds rarely survive long under his watchful glare, and even pests seem to think twice before entering his territory. 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